What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

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Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room