What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

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What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

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What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room