What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

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Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

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What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.