Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
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Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A poultry-geist.
Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Moo Zealand!
They want to have it before it's cool.
Fire.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
Of course, I'm shuriken.
He waits for it at the next stop.
You get a solid-state frizzicist.
Then I can bang other chicks "
Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
