Gram Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Insta Gram Jokes More Insta Gram Jokes

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What does an old woman's qwiffy taste life?

Depends .

Charlie Sheen Jokes More Charlie Sheen Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!