What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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What country is next to USA?

USB.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!