What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.