What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck?

In legal tender