What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.