What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.