What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.