Differ Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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Shoot Range Jokes More Shoot Range Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

Recognise Jokes More Recognise Jokes

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Lutheran Jokes More Lutheran Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.