Shoot Range Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

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Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink?

Type Eh.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..