Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.