Sunlight Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Raindrop Jokes More Raindrop Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Burst Jokes More Burst Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Refraction Jokes More Refraction Jokes

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.