One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
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Gingers
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
There's no sunlight in the closet.
You're getting on my wick.
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
Because he was pain in the neck!
Diarrhea.
thermite.
Slow down and use some lube
Babies grow up and stop crying
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
Navaho lot.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
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The white amount.
