Sunlight Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Refraction Jokes More Refraction Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

Burst Jokes More Burst Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Raindrop Jokes More Raindrop Jokes

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...