What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.