Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

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Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.