How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.