Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.