Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*