How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...