What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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they smack my bishop