What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza?

Veggie lovers

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What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!