What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza?

Veggie lovers