What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!