What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works