What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.