What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!