What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Previous Random Joke Next

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.