What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD