What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Wetter Jokes More Wetter Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )