Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag