Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane?

His carrion bag.