What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/