What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.