What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

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Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.