Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.