What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.