What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids