What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing