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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

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Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What's China's national colour?

Censo-red.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Everest Jokes More Everest Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*