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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

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Nudist Jokes More Nudist Jokes

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)