I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
A PS FOUR!
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Snort stories
I can clearly see your nuts!
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
He stole her blanket.
Take away her blanket!
He dates his other sister.
Mitosis
It wasn't born yesterday.
Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.
because lions only understand .rars
Doritos
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.
Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
