What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

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What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

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What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend