Ii Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

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Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

Delivery Service Jokes More Delivery Service Jokes

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.