Ii Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

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Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why was Yoda afraid of seven?

Because six seven eight.

Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany?

Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Sequel Jokes More Sequel Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid