What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!