Baby Diaper Jokes

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

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What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What's funnier than a dead baby?

Dead baby in clowns costume.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide