Baby Diaper Jokes

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

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What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

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She's only wearing one sock.

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.