Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.