How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom