How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)