Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.