What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia