What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!