Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
No one knows they never keep the house!
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
It isn't known, never tried.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
They're all too afraid of change.
