What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.