What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.