What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.