What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.