What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Laffy Taffy Jokes More Laffy Taffy Jokes

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy