Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
Because he was outstanding in his field
It was out standing in its field!
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because he dosen't have a plot.
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
A thin mouse !
They demand credit for everything
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)
