Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe