Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.