Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands