Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

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How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.