Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Previous Random Joke Next
Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

Mexican Army Jokes More Mexican Army Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Pickup Jokes More Pickup Jokes

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup