Nun Chuck Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

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What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.