Nun Chuck Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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How do you save a drowning black family?

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.