How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

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How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache