How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.