What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.