Cache Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

Software Developer Jokes More Software Developer Jokes

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Runt Jokes More Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"