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What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.