What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.